By, Willie D
At best, Ted Nugent was a lousy musician. He was known for hunting, race baiting, womanizing and his inability to be loyal to anything but gun toting and killing helpless animals (mostly in controlled environments). His conservative, political views like all others were divisive and ignorant.
Nugent who last year ominously declared, "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year" got his wish. He was found butt-naked on the floor at his spring trailer park ranch with a confederate flag wrapped around his head (his hair was smelly). Authorities said Nugent was surrounded by a stash of guns, a muddy wheelbarrow of Skoal chewing tobacco, a copy of The Catcher in the Rye and over 1,000 copies of newspaper and magazine articles of President Barack Obama with hate messages written on top of them with crayons. The cause of death is under investigation. However, sources tell willied.com that Nugent was depressed and felt powerless that his Conservative-skinhead-Nazi-KKK intimidation tactics that he and others who think like him had run it's course and did not work to discourage voter turnout for the newly re-elected President. When asked about what he thought of Nugents death, Obama once again took the high road and stated in his Florida Evan's from the 70's TV sitcom Good Times voice, "Damn, damn, damn!" Plans are being made by the family to bury Nugent in a cotton field once owned by slave owner, Willie Lynch.